He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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