if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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