were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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