yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he fucked my hip out of place.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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