I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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