you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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