party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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