So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
be right there i have to get my cape
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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