i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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