Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
