i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm always down for nudity.
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