so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
