Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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