there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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