i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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