turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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