I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
