found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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