need another drink. this is the easiest way
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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