Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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