it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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