Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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