Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The air taste purple.
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