And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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