I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
