i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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