what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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