I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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