Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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