He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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