Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
