Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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