so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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