But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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