How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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