i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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