I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I look better un-naked...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
im on a boat
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