i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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