Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
