This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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