now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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