The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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