I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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