Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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