Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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