Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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