Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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