Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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