I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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