i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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