Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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