THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Small penises have feelings too.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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